By Steve Martin
Lacey Yeager is younger, desirable, and impressive adequate to take the NYC paintings global through typhoon. Groomed at Sotheby's and hungry to maintain mountaineering the social and profession ladders positioned ahead of her, Lacey charms women and men, young and old, wealthy or even richer together with her magnetic air of mystery and liveliness. Her ascension to the top ranges of the town parallel the hovering heights--and, every now and then, the darkish lows--of the paintings global and the rustic from the overdue Nineteen Nineties via this present day.
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