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By Steve Martin

ISBN-10: 0446573663

ISBN-13: 9780446573665

Lacey Yeager is younger, desirable, and impressive adequate to take the NYC paintings global through typhoon. Groomed at Sotheby's and hungry to maintain mountaineering the social and profession ladders positioned ahead of her, Lacey charms women and men, young and old, wealthy or even richer together with her magnetic air of mystery and liveliness. Her ascension to the top ranges of the town parallel the hovering heights--and, every now and then, the darkish lows--of the paintings global and the rustic from the overdue Nineteen Nineties via this present day.

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Sit or stand up straight (this has the general advantage of not making you look like an extra from ‘The Hunchback of Notre Dame’ and will appear to add 3 inches to both your height and bra size). • Cross your legs elegantly when sitting down and, if you are comfortable in heels, then wear them. ’ GETTING ON WITH IT • Point your body in his direction (not thrusting hips and tits, but your general position should be facing him). 57 HOW TO CHAT-UP BLOKES 58 • Look confident. Tricky one to explain, but the above will all help and if you are with friends then you should be feeling relaxed anyway.

63 HOW TO CHAT-UP BLOKES 64 Bimbo He thinks this is going to be the quickest and easiest pull of his life. Blondes know how quickly men will jump to certain assumptions. Use this to your advantage, girls – catch him off guard and show him what you are really made of. Stun him with your looks and your knowledge of his car’s mechanical workings and he will find the visual and intellectual dichotomy an endless source of fascination. GETTING ON WITH IT Innocent Abroad This one is a real favourite. Men love foreign girls, mainly because women on holiday seem to loose their sexual scruples.

You can certainly expect a good servicing from him. And he’ll look after your car pretty well too. The husband THE SELECTION Preferably he should be yours. He will be wearing a wedding ring, although the deceiving ones are sly enough to remove it. He will either be adoring and attentive (to his wife), or a charmer and a cheater (to his wife). To mess around with someone else’s is not a very good idea. Remember that you will be exchanging the attentions of many men for the inattention of just one.

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